Voiceover
Nah.
Not me.
Nope.
It wasn’t me, your favourite voiceover, sitting in the lounge yesterday flicking through shite TV when I should have been working.
People sometimes ask, don’t you get tempted to slack off if you work from home every day?
I mean, I suppose I could.
So, I did a test, I took my laptop from the office and worked in the lounge for the day to see how it’d go. Would I have the mental strength to just work instead of doom-scrolling and channel-hopping?
Viewer, I didn’t – and I knew that’d be the case.
The reason I hit the office at nine, and don’t leave until five (apart from essentials and a daily walk out in the fresh air) is that I know I don’t have the willpower.
How is it for you? Are you able to work efficiently anywhere or are you like me a no-good slacker?
Let me know.? Yes you, the lurker who reads my posts but doesn’t click or reply. I see you.
Mark x
(AI-generated image from the prompt: “A man, with a beard, long hair and glasses, sat on a sofa in pants and a dirty vest. He’s holding a TV remote control.” Stupid AI doesn’t know English pants. He looks sad. Cheer up beardy!
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I’m Mark and when I AM working I’m a damn good British Voiceover. Deliver me from temptation by keeping me busy. DM or email if you need a narrator.
